Smells Fishy.

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President Obama is enjoying his latest excellent adventure. This time it is Japan. He found time out of his busy self-aggrandizing to eat some of the worlds best sushi. Nibbling away at endangered Bluefin Tuna which at this particular joint starts at $300 a meal. Afterwards, he lectured us about how the world is dying due to global warming as he belched up his sushi and got on his personal jet to fill the skies with more carbon.

I must admit, I am seriously jealous of President Obama. My tuna no longer tastes like tuna. Before Obama became president, I used to get six ounce cans of the stuff for $1. Today, it is 3.5 ounces and over $2 per can. And it now takes two cans to make my sandwich. I am so glad Obama is protecting me against INFLATION. It is so assuring when he tells me it doesn’t exist while gorging himself on my tax dollars.

I Don’t Get It.

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jon stewart isn arrogant hypocrite douchebagJon Stewart and the Daily Show. I don’t get it. The man is perhaps the most hypocritical and partisan hack to ever disgrace our TV’s. Yet, he thinks he is so clever and neutral and his fans don’t see what a shitbag he is. I have never laughed at one of his “jokes”.

Sadly, I couldn’t find the remote after South Park finished and there was Jon Stewart yapping like a monotone lapdog. He was talking about the showdown last week in Nevada at the Cliven Bundy ranch. One would think Stewart would come to Bundy’s defense. After all, Jon Stewart always bitches to us about how illegal aliens should have the right to graze upon our lands. That somehow our wars that took their territory centuries ago didn’t matter, and they still have sovereignty. That illegals shouldn’t respect our federal laws. That our pathetic little signs and officers should be ignored by them. That the trash and damage they do our federal lands should be ignored, as they are just trying to give their babies a better life. That the violent protesters who show up to defend illegal aliens are not terrorists, but rather heroes.

You know, I am not even going to waste much time writing about the hypocrisy of Jon Stewart and his dumb show. Just watch his episode last night and when he says the word “Bundy” replace it with “undocumented worker”. Would Stewart still hate Bundy if he was a Jose Pendejo?

Satan’s Spawn.

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hillary clinton wicked bitch of westHill Billy Clinton’s are about to be grandparents. Just in time for Hillary Clinton’s 2016 run to be President of our once United States. There is nothing better than having your candidate kissing babies. I wouldn’t put it past the Clinton’s to plan their own daughters pregnancy to gain the most political points. That is all the Clinton’s are great at(conspiring).

I ask you, would you want Hillary Clinton to be your Grandmother? The bitch doesn’t even like baking cookies. I can only hope this spawn of satan is stillborn and escapes the destiny of being in this disgusting family.

It’s nice that Hilary is going to be a Grand Mother. She is alive to enjoy it. But while her daughter is having her own kids, millions of other daughters were aborted thanks to Hillary’s war on women and unborn children. The million who were killed in just 1974 because of feminists like Hillary who supported Roe vs Wade, would be old enough to be GrandMothers themselves today. They weren’t born into privilege like Chelsea. Hell, Hillary didn’t even let them get born at all. Hillary allowed a whole future village to die. Now the whole world is supposed to be smitten with her own Grand Child? Oop’s, I mean a “clump of biological cells with the potential to become life”. I’m guessing Hillary and Bill won’t be buying any baby clothes soon, as it isn’t even a human until Chelsea gives birth. Still time for Chelsea to do the right thing and abort this spawn of Satan. Thanks to Hillary, she can get it done for free(paid for by the rest of us and Obamacare).

Eggs On Our Faces.

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Dyeing eggs for easter is a long tradition. It used to be pretty cheap amusement for your kids. At least it was only five years ago when a dozen eggs was a little more than a buck. Then Obama became president and allowed the Federal Reserve to print trillions in funny money. At the store today, that dozen of eggs is almost two and a half dollars. That doesn’t include the gasoline in your tank to get to the store, which is now $4(compared to $1.65 when Obama took over).

I don’t know about you, but I seriously think I will spend this Easter egging the White House. That asshole who occupies it doesn’t understand the terrorism he has done to the middle class. It’s time we throw his rotten eggs back into his lying face. NO INFLATION???????

Supreme Ignorance.

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As Americans, we hold a special respect for judges on our Supreme Court. We assume they are some kind of experts, or at least they grasp the basics of our constitution. Yet, we continue to get idiots like Justice John Paul Stevens who spew their ignorance while on the Court and well after.

Today, former Justice Stevens wrote an op-ed for the Washington Post where he claims the second amendment should be re-written. He thinks the right to own a gun was bestowed to us by our glorious government and was only meant to apply if we are in the military, and under the watchful eye of our superiors.

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It’s 3 a.m. and Hillary Forgot How To Travel.

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hillary clinton liar 2Hillary Clinton was scheduled to speak at the 17th Annual Western Health Care Leadership Academy convention. The organizers planned the event for months. Just one month ago Hillary was still on to be their keynote speaker. Sadly, Hillary has had to cancel due to “scheduling conflicts”.

Never mind that Hillary was practically next door yesterday, just 300 miles away in Las Vegas. That is a five-hour drive, or in Hillary’s case, a short flight complete with secret service on one of the private jets she and the Clinton Foundation love. Yet, she just couldn’t make the event. This is an individual who boasts about her excellent management skills. Hypes her superhuman abilities to fly to 80 different countries at the drop of a hat. Assures us that at 3 a.m. in the morning she will be there for us. Then this. She totally let down her fans. I guess we must forgive poor Hillary Clinton. She is enjoying her retirement. She doesn’t have a need for calendars and clocks anymore. She just happened to show up on time for all of those other weekly speeches she sells for thousands of dollars. She just happened to make it to San Jose last night, but couldn’t get to San Diego by noon today.

The truth is that Hillary should have made this latest speech. She didn’t because she is afraid of the ghosts of Benghazi. There was a planned protest including the Mother of one of the slain soldiers Hillary didn’t protect. Hillary is a fucking shitbag and this latest stunt should be big news. It shows her true character. You won’t hear the mainstream media even mention it. But they will broadcast her next speech without a doubt…

Unprecedented, Unwarranted, Ugly and Divisive.

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That is what our sitting Attorney General is. We have never had such a blatant racist intent on destroying our nation. Eric Holder should be hung for treason. If the asshole can’t tolerate the simple “checks and balances” of Congress, he is in pure contempt of our constitution. His racial guilt trip has allowed him to get away with far too many crimes. It is time for Congress to bitchslap him back into place.

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What’s The Beef?

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Beef prices have reached all time highs, like many other things you buy. Is the cause really weather? Or is it the food chain? You feed your cattle food which has gone up in price and that means when you sell the cattle you need to mark it up. It is all the circle of STAGFLATION. Your President and politicians tolerate the endless printing of money by the Federal Reserve. This is the result. Higher prices from the corn fed to cows, to the burger which is made from that cow. Thousands of items have doubled in price since Obama took office, while most of our wages are flat or falling. Don’t get angry at your farmer. Get angry that we are being farmed by the Federal Reserve.

Prince Bromance.

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bush clinton ncaaFormer Presidents Clinton and Bush had a boys night out at the NCAA game. Oh, their family members were also there. All paid for by you and me. They had the best secret service protection available, including bomb sniffing dogs. They flew first class on planes paid for by tax payers. You would think they were royalty. You are right. This is what Monarchies do. Why the hell are we still paying for these douchebags? Former Presidents should be tossed right back into the society they changed. Let them live among us serfs, and maybe next time they will try to make this a better country.

Shackles.

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Attorney General, Eric Holder, likes the concepts of slavery. His latest and greatest idea is to make gun owners wear shackles. You will be free to own a gun, but you just need to wear a state sanctioned electronic bracelet. Similar to how some of Holders ancestors 200 years ago were also free, as long as they submitted to being shackled. Oh, the irony!

(Disclosure: I assume Holder had ancestors that were slaves. To me, that boy looks like a typical white American).

Crime Is Now An “Act Of Love”.

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Potential 2016 presidential candidate, Jeb Bush, has stated that illegal aliens should not be punished for their crimes. He says that if you do a crime to help your kids, then you should be rewarded for being a great parent. Oh really? Do we let bank robbers go who did it so their little Suzi could go to college? Nope. Do we let little Suzi keep the money from that bank heist? No.

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