President Obama is enjoying his latest excellent adventure. This time it is Japan. He found time out of his busy self-aggrandizing to eat some of the worlds best sushi. Nibbling away at endangered Bluefin Tuna which at this particular joint starts at $300 a meal. Afterwards, he lectured us about how the world is dying due to global warming as he belched up his sushi and got on his personal jet to fill the skies with more carbon.
I must admit, I am seriously jealous of President Obama. My tuna no longer tastes like tuna. Before Obama became president, I used to get six ounce cans of the stuff for $1. Today, it is 3.5 ounces and over $2 per can. And it now takes two cans to make my sandwich. I am so glad Obama is protecting me against INFLATION. It is so assuring when he tells me it doesn’t exist while gorging himself on my tax dollars.